genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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agentbartowski:

A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.

Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an excused absence.

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uastis:

Phong Anh

amazingartonpixiv:

しきみ (shikimi)

• Country: Unknown
• Mediums: paint tool SAI
• Other sites: Official website

(Source: joshfjelstad)

shesanargonaut:

You guys.

I went on that Pokémon fusion thing for the first time and this is what greeted me:

The happiest little testicle I’ve ever seen.

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

zuky:

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.

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